Ohhhh I want some tree spirits for my garden!
these are brilliant
Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a raspy burr — he fell to the ground rather than shed tears — his face was hooded and dark and full of twitching cheek muscles. Kristen Stewart is Heath Ledger, I assure you. She has the same handsome face, the same winsome, masculine smile, the same reluctance to make direct eye contact.
For years, everyone in the world has misunderstood Kristen Stewart’s compressed emotional range. They thought it meant she was a limited actress; it means nothing of the kind. She is John Wayne being forced to play the Maureen O’Hara character. Give her a rail to lean against during a sunset, a military jacket, a toothpick to chew on, and something to squint her eyes against lazily in the distance, and her guardedness will be transformed from unsuccessful femininity to The Great American Male.
Kristen Stewart is a goddamn cowboy.
THIS PUTS INTO WORD THE INTENSE LOVE I HAVE FOR KSTEW BUT IN A SENSIBLE ANALYTICAL MANNER RATHER THAN ME FLAILING AROUND PATHETICALLY
I live in Estonia too! :D
yep, I think there’s several Russian-language schools in various places and the government is sort of half-assedly trying to institute learning in Estonian without paying much attention to how that would work the best.
Do you mind me asking which city you live in?
(if you’d rather I didn’t ask question re: this stuff, that’s cool too. I am just excited to meet people on FR who live in my country but whom I don’t know from offline first.)
I don’t mind at all! We moved in Tallinn four years ago, still live there.
Yeaah, they can take a “you tried” medal.
I live in Tallinn too, lol.
I am Estonian myself, but duuuuuuuuuuude our education system ugh no. I never learned a smidge of Finnish in school, but I speak it better than French which I took for 11 years.
oops, I reblogged this to my main.
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!
LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT
can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr
Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)
I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING
Growing food instead of lawns is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’ reasons?
Maybe instead of snidely saying ‘trying to impress your neighbors?’ give people instructions on how to work with and/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.
There is always a lawn alternative. Always!
This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
And this is an Opal engagement ring.
Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….
Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
…JUST… OPALS MAN
It looks like something you get from a candy machine